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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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biggest-gaudiest-fish:
“xxslasher-skeletonxx:
“delightfullyshamelessdinosaur:
“ freakofandoms:
“ idontunderstandfeelings-fangirl:
“ aspieintj:
“ cinnappo:
“ secondlina:
“ the-crystal-queen:
“ strangenewclassrooms:
“ pencilblots:
“ maryburgers:
“...
hoodoo-hoodlum

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

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Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

maryburgers

help me roger

maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

pencilblots

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

strangenewclassrooms

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.
the-crystal-queen

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

secondlina

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

cinnappo

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

aspieintj

Why not I got nothing to lose

idontunderstandfeelings-fangirl

pwease roger

freakofandoms

roger please help

delightfullyshamelessdinosaur

I’m not good mentally roger help me

xxslasher-skeletonxx

FISSSSSHHHHH

biggest-gaudiest-fish

Fish!

rikersgirl22
mysticalcoffeequeen:
“ gwomped:
“ mildlyautisticsuperdetective:
“ sweetbonbonqueen:
“Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter...
sweetbonbonqueen

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

mildlyautisticsuperdetective

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

gwomped

Can’t take any chances these days

mysticalcoffeequeen

Here goes

Source: nodsoft
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rosalielesbianhale

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

bardstard

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

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john:

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edward-masen

don’t u mean

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gerardseyeshadow

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claitynroberts

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

alleiradayne

Omfg I’m dying

claitynroberts

*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*

Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.

John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

@alleiradayne

alleiradayne

Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?

John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

claitynroberts

Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.

John:

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alleiradayne

Edward: You know what I am. Say it.

John:

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Originally posted by speechanddebatememes

Source: rosalielesbianhale